bazizuhgauff:

I wish I could have met Spieling Peter Pan while he worked at Disneyland :( 

nlmsbb:

prettieandsick:

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

realist shit I have ever read.

(Source: when-i-was-a-young-wart-hog, via tu-es-mon-cheri)

why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury, via salvus-per-gratiam)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via haha-l-m-a-o)