May 2013
I wish I could have met Spieling Peter Pan while he worked at Disneyland :(
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.
why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
